So, Like, How Does Drew Conduct His Reviews In An Objective Manner?
By Drew
In my very unbiased opinion, Flamin' Hot Cheetos are the best crunchy-snack-type-thing ever invented by man. They are perfect and they are what every chippy/cheesy/crunchy/snacky type thing should aspire to be. Which makes them the perfect benchmark!
Anything I taste and review will be given a 0-10 score, 0 being inedible and 10 being Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Pretty simple.
Nothing I have ever tried has gotten a perfect 10.
That is, except for XXtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos, which I actually like even more. They received a 10.5/10.
So if you love FHC as much as me, it's likely that my ratings will align with your tastes pretty well.
If you do not love FHC, go and get some new tastebuds. Yours are broken.